Is this a bad idea? Will we be able to stay awake through all nine hours of live award givery? Probably, and no. Seriously why is this show always so long? There's only so many times you need to see rich guys in tuxedos clapping, and that's nearly none times.
Anyway, let's get on with this thing. Who are you wearing tonight? Which stupid crummy overrated movie is going to win an award? Why is The Martian nominated? How did Matt Damon get nominated? Why is The Martian nominated? Why is that Steven Spielberg movie nominated? What is this, the third DaVinci Code movie? Has anyone made a bigger career out of very compentent, very safe, occasionally interesting movies than Spielberg? The man's on like a 30 year dry-spell and yet here he is, riding another paint-by-numbers Tom Hanks performance.
DAMMIT, here I go again, angry Oscar-bloggin'.
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